Conversations Remembered II

So, there is this thing on facebook that shows your year in posts. And all my posts were boring, so it gave an option to choose which ones you want. Meaning it showed every single post from the entire year. And so I'm reading through them and see a few Conversations Remembered that I didn't post here. I need to start these again.

Conversations Remembered - *after opening a can of Pringles* Vin: 'I read an interesting thing about Pringles a while ago. I can't remember where I read it. But apparently once you pop, the fun don't stop. They were right, cause I'm having a blast right now.'

Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'Let me tell you something about Giant Sandwich. Giant Sandwich don't take shit from no one. Giant Sandwich does what Giant Sandwich needs to do to get by.'

Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'Aww man, I'm out of fry sauce.' Me: 'I don't have pants on.' Vin: 'Aww man, I'm out of pants.' *Me looking at him in his pants* Vin: 'Aww man, my legs turned plaid.'

Conversations Remembered - *Vin looking at the small amount of vodka we have left* Vin - 'What are we going to tell the kids? How are we supposed to get the kids drunk...with THIS?' *Looks at me with concern*

Conversations Rememered -It's my turn! *Vin after playing and losing at a farting game* Me -'How does it feel to be a failure at farting? Farting is a always a success and you just failed.' Vin - 'Be quiet Teisha.'

I guess not.

The end, huh?

I think not quite yet.

And so...

The end of Vinny and Teisha.

And the end of this blog.

Conversations Remembered

So I wanted to compile these, so it's easier for us to find them. And I will update when we get another group. You are quite the witty mister.

Conversations Remembered - Vin tells me that he is nicer to me than any girlfriend he's had. I ask why. He says: 'You know how how you're nicer to people with down syndrome, cause you know they have had it hard in enough in life?'

Conversations Remembered - Me: 'You always want 50 chicken soft tacos when you're drunk.' Vin: 'You know Teisha, I love you to death, but you are such a racist. Just because I want 50 chicken soft tacos, doesn't make me black.' Me: 'I said drunk.' Vin: 'Oh.'

Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'Teisha! Listen to me like you've never listened to me before. I come from the future. It is imperative that I put my hand in your armpit, or all humanity will be lost. Police beat puppies in the street. Hitler has been resurrected. He works at Starbucks, he's kind of an asshole. I hate going to that Starbucks. I drink coffee in the future.'

Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'I love foot...foot...what's the name of that store? The one with the referee shirts. Shoe story...I love Toy Story.'

Conversations Remembered - In response to watching this video. Vin: 'See, that's why that dude from Holland put his finger in a lesbian.' Me: 'Wait...what?' Vin: 'Yeah, that's why he put his finger in a lesbian chick, to keep Holland from getting killed by water. That's why they wear wooden shoes.'



Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'A lot of people say why to a boob slap, I say why not? A lot of people say why ask why, drink Bud Dry. I say that's stupid, you're fucking retarded.'

Conversations Remembered - Me: 'I would totally watch a Timon and Pumba movie. They were the best part.' Vin: 'They did make a Timon and Pumba movie. It was called Timon and Pumba: Together at last. I loved that porn. He crawled up in that flatulant warthogs ass...and crawled around.'

Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'Don't bite! You poo monster!' Me: 'I am not a poo monster.' Vin: 'Well, I just think we're going to have to agree to disagree.'

Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'So I'm running for mayor.' Me: 'You're running for mayor?' Vin: 'Yeah.' Me: 'Well, good luck.' Vin: 'Thanks.....Do you know how to run for mayor by the way?'

Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'I think it's a bad rule to tell your kids not to run with scissors.' Me: 'Oh really?' Vin: 'Yeah, how are kids expected to learn anything unless they stab themselves repeatedly in the head?'

Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'You've never seen a dog jerk off before?' Me: 'No... opposable thumbs.' Vin: 'Oh, same reason I can't eat soup.'

Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'You know what this steak reminds me of?... My motorcycle. They both have wheels... except for the steak... my motorcycle has wheels though. Did I mention I have a motorcycle?'

Conversations Remembered - *Vin has a habit of trying to play my lips like a brass instrument* Vin: 'Wait, I have to do this. I want to play your lips like a trombone!! Like William T. Ryker. I really need the practice...please?'

Conversations Remembered - Vin: ' So a rope walks into a bar, and the bartender says 'We don't serve your kind here!' Cause the sign says no rope... Anyway, so the rope goes out to the back of the bar and frays out his ends and ties himself in a knot. And he walks back into the bar, and the bartender says, 'Hey didn't I tell you we don't serve your kind here?' And the rope says 'I'm a frayed knot.' ...Cause the rope went outside and frayed himself...and tied himself into a knot.' *followed by look of approval*

Conversations Remembered - *At the drive-thru at McDonalds* Vin: 'Can I get a number 14?' McDonalds: 'No, only breakfast.' Vin: 'What? Only grandpa's?' McDonalds: 'NO, only breakfast!' Vin: 'Only Springtime?' McDonalds: 'ONLY BREAKFAST!! Me: 'Ooooohhh, only breakfast, okay thank you.' Vin: 'Okay, fuck you.'

Conversations Remembered - *watching Animal House* Me: ‘Oh man, she’s taking off her slip. You know what that means.’ Vin: ‘It’s a bustle.’
(After posting this, Vin comes to me and says "Okay, there is a really manly reason I know it's a bustle. On Tombstone, when Val Kilmer goes up to hug his crackhead girlfriend, he says 'Ohh, you're not wearing a bustle.' That's how I know that word")



Unfortunately, I lost my camera :( And all of my pictures were on the card. So I will post an oldie, but a goodie. Our first decent picture together at the Mustache Party. I am missing my long hair. We are such a hot couple.

Sleepless

This will be long, there is a ton to catch up on.



The voice you have been using lately, I call the T-Rex. It makes me laugh everytime.



I am including the fart video. It is hilarious.



5 Second videos are the best

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Euphoria, shut the fuck up!





I was finally able to take you on a Valentine's date. We went to Rodizio Grill, and then watched Sherlock Holmes at Brewvies. We had romantic little seats on the couch in the back, and Jake decided to join our date night much to my disapproval :)




We had a crazy little trip to the hospital because I managed to wake up with my jaw out of place. You were amazing and kept me calm, since I was drunk and in a lot of pain.



We had a barbeque at your house, where we had the most delicious steak ever. Courtesy of yours truly.




And we had a super crazy St. Patty's Day. You were pretty messed up and spent the walk home punching bushes.







Anyway, It's 4:30 am, and I am struggling to go to sleep because I haven't heard from you. It is boys night, and you have usually texted me by now. I hope you are having fun, but I miss you, and I'm worried about you. I know that seems strange, we see each other everyday, so I guess I'm just used to certain things. I really hope I never stop missing you though.



I wish I were doing this right now. Love you Mister.

Moments

I'm just sitting here next to you. We are both intoxicated, and I lay my head on your shoulder. You scratch my neck and the back of my head. And I just wanted to remember it. I don't know why, but I love when you do that. And I love you.