Memememememe

For some reason I thought I had seen these, but the Mister introduced me to these little gems. I was laughing so goddamn hard.







Since I think it will probably be just you and me looking at this, (you are more than welcome to share it if you want) I'm just going to start saying 'you' instead of 'him'.

We finally saw a movie together. I dragged you to see 500 Days of Summer. Very easily becoming one of my favorite movies. And you told me that I was your Autumn. *swoon*

The Mister looks quite a bit like Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Which I thought was interesting, since I've always had a major crush on him.



Christmas was lovely, and I nervously gave you this blog and the Toad picture. I really ought to get a picture of it and post it here. And you nervously gave me an adorable locket. I was so excited and I don't plan on taking it off. We got snacks, and watched A Christmas Story and National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. It was really one of the best christmases I've had in long, long time. You asked me to be your girlfriend again. And I'm extremely happy about it. I think that makes our anniversary on xmas eve!

This is turning into a journal of sorts. I like it. I really want to remember all of it as much as I can. Soaking it up babe...

Sleeping

I didn't intend on this blog to be journalistic at all. It was meant to just share silly things together. Since we both agree that is the defining characteristic of our relationship. But I can't help but sit here while you are sound asleep, and say how happy I am with you. I get a little emotional about it, because I feel kind of lucky right now. And I know, as in any relationship, that those feeling get watered down by routine. So I just needed you to know it right now, and remember it. You make me feel like myself again. It's been a really long time since I've felt this way. The most important things to me in life, are laughter and love. And you fulfill those needs. And I could not be more grateful.

Thank you!

<3 Teisha

Big Ideas

The Mister has a lot of hilarious ideas and theories. He is pretty pleased with himself most the time.



Cats

Cats have managed to get online the same way they've managed to take over the civilized world for the past few thousand years: by proxy.

Look, you graciously designate a place for them to shit in your domicile and then when they use it, you clean up after them. You provide food, water, shelter. In return, they hand-rape you for affection, sometimes going so far as to put their kitty buttholes in your face until you wake-up/succumb. They don't come when they're called, they won't listen, they sleep wherever they like, spray if they feel slighted, and grab-and-scratch, even if you don't feel like playing.

If you had a friend like that... Well, no person in their right mind would. Now who really owns your house? Kitty by proxy, I'm telling you.

They get online the same way. They be cute enough or weird enough or interesting enough and you go "Awww" or whatever and post pictures of them, which they've programmed you to caption in kitty code, which is unbreakable to humans. The code is then translated, by the viewer/receiver, unwittingly, into laughter, which is then eavesdropped by the receiving cat and translated back into Cat.

Usually these messages involve little more than a simple "We want chicken, we want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver", but occasionally, it's something far more sinister: "Hey guys, remember the Egyptian Empire? How we all got worshipped and stuff? Let's get something like that going again!"

Wake up ya'll. The Kitty Conspiracy is happening all around you.

I was just a poor college student struggling to survive when my cat stumbled into one of my alchemy homework assignments. Now the government is after us both. Who would have thought I'd find a cat worth it's weight in gold? GOLDCAT - Coming this October.

We Got That B-Roll

The Mister has decided it would be funny to beat me at posting this shit on facebook. Henceforth I will not be watching awesome memes in front of him ;)

YOU SIR!!

Here is a huge group that we have shared in the past 2 months maybe. I was going to go through and write just a little caption or some stories to go along with each. But I will just post the group together of the past ones, and I will caption future posts.