We watched fonejackers, and the ISP guy is one of the funniest things I've seen.






Man, I'm getting pissed at myself for not updating as much as I should. I keep forgetting everything. GRRR!!! But honestly it's hard to surprise you with these posts when I'm with you all the time. Not that I'm complaining. I love spending every minute with you. I seriously have such a blast, I hope you do too.

We went and saw Avatar finally. It was AMAZING!! Even though I threw a small tantrum at dinner before. I think I was a little drunk and hungry. Uhh...sorry for that. I got over it pretty quickly. We saw Harry and the Henderson too.



I fell asleep and you hated the movie. But we still manage to have fun. My favorite times are us just walking places and holding hands. Just talking, and still getting to know each other.

I finally got you to watch Repo: The Genetica Opera with me. And it started out cheesy, but we both ended up getting teary eyed in the end. Hehe... I can't find a way to embed that scene, so the trailer will have to do :(

Things have been particularly difficult for me this last week or so. And you have been so incredibly supportive. I really would be freaking the fuck out if you weren't here. I hope you don't think I'm a big cry baby. I generally don't get emotional this much. Love you so much Mister!

CUTAWAY

It is really hard to keep up on everything that we laugh at, cause we laugh all the freaking time.

I'm obsessed with the FFFFFUUUUU comics. I don't know if you are into them, but I think they are hilarious.







And this little gem right here. I just don't know what to say.



We've been having a blast. Played at Nate and Kassie's again, where I managed to not get another haircut. And we watched Back to the Future 2 at Brewvies, which was so much fun. The whole movie you were making funny little comments to me, and you would shoosh me everytime I'd say anything. You were pretty proud of yourself after seeing the trailer to Back to the Future 3 and shouting 'Wow, I can't wait to see that!' and the whole theater laughed. I love your face after you make me laugh. You just beam.

Man, what else? Oh yeah...CRAIG LARSON. You've basically taken your dog voice and created some naive yuppy idiot. I don't know how to describe him, but he is my favorite. I love your basset hound voice too. It kind of reminds me of Sam Elliot. He kind of looks like a basset hound.



You told me last night that I smelled like home. I just about cried, you say the sweetest things sometimes. Well, I assumed that you were being sweet, unless home smells like ass or something. We are starting to feel like a couple. I really love this part...ya know?

BOMBED

I <3 photobombs!!






I'm getting quite good at it myself.




On another note...Here is the picture I painted you. You probably don't need a reminder of it, since it's on your wall. But I'm posting it anyway.



You also submitted this picture to Reddit, and I have been nervously watching it get up-voted and down-voted. I feel like I'm being judged. Grrr...

Shredding

We discovered shredding together the other day. Unusual that neither of us had even heard of it. But so hilarious, it took a few videos to find the good ones.


StS's Rolling Stones

Santeri | MySpace Video



It was New Years, and it was the best one I have had ever! Even though I can't remember a lot of it. I remember that kiss man. And it will go down in history.

I am watching you sing right now. And I know I say that every song is my favorite. But seriously every time you outdo yourself. You are a pretty amazing singer, and I wish I was that good. I love waking up, and you sing me some silly songs. I am always so surprised how well you can sing in the morning.



First picture of the New Year. We sure do make a cute couple.

Memememememe

For some reason I thought I had seen these, but the Mister introduced me to these little gems. I was laughing so goddamn hard.







Since I think it will probably be just you and me looking at this, (you are more than welcome to share it if you want) I'm just going to start saying 'you' instead of 'him'.

We finally saw a movie together. I dragged you to see 500 Days of Summer. Very easily becoming one of my favorite movies. And you told me that I was your Autumn. *swoon*

The Mister looks quite a bit like Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Which I thought was interesting, since I've always had a major crush on him.



Christmas was lovely, and I nervously gave you this blog and the Toad picture. I really ought to get a picture of it and post it here. And you nervously gave me an adorable locket. I was so excited and I don't plan on taking it off. We got snacks, and watched A Christmas Story and National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. It was really one of the best christmases I've had in long, long time. You asked me to be your girlfriend again. And I'm extremely happy about it. I think that makes our anniversary on xmas eve!

This is turning into a journal of sorts. I like it. I really want to remember all of it as much as I can. Soaking it up babe...

Sleeping

I didn't intend on this blog to be journalistic at all. It was meant to just share silly things together. Since we both agree that is the defining characteristic of our relationship. But I can't help but sit here while you are sound asleep, and say how happy I am with you. I get a little emotional about it, because I feel kind of lucky right now. And I know, as in any relationship, that those feeling get watered down by routine. So I just needed you to know it right now, and remember it. You make me feel like myself again. It's been a really long time since I've felt this way. The most important things to me in life, are laughter and love. And you fulfill those needs. And I could not be more grateful.

Thank you!

<3 Teisha

Big Ideas

The Mister has a lot of hilarious ideas and theories. He is pretty pleased with himself most the time.



Cats

Cats have managed to get online the same way they've managed to take over the civilized world for the past few thousand years: by proxy.

Look, you graciously designate a place for them to shit in your domicile and then when they use it, you clean up after them. You provide food, water, shelter. In return, they hand-rape you for affection, sometimes going so far as to put their kitty buttholes in your face until you wake-up/succumb. They don't come when they're called, they won't listen, they sleep wherever they like, spray if they feel slighted, and grab-and-scratch, even if you don't feel like playing.

If you had a friend like that... Well, no person in their right mind would. Now who really owns your house? Kitty by proxy, I'm telling you.

They get online the same way. They be cute enough or weird enough or interesting enough and you go "Awww" or whatever and post pictures of them, which they've programmed you to caption in kitty code, which is unbreakable to humans. The code is then translated, by the viewer/receiver, unwittingly, into laughter, which is then eavesdropped by the receiving cat and translated back into Cat.

Usually these messages involve little more than a simple "We want chicken, we want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver", but occasionally, it's something far more sinister: "Hey guys, remember the Egyptian Empire? How we all got worshipped and stuff? Let's get something like that going again!"

Wake up ya'll. The Kitty Conspiracy is happening all around you.

I was just a poor college student struggling to survive when my cat stumbled into one of my alchemy homework assignments. Now the government is after us both. Who would have thought I'd find a cat worth it's weight in gold? GOLDCAT - Coming this October.