So, there is this thing on facebook that shows your year in posts. And all my posts were boring, so it gave an option to choose which ones you want. Meaning it showed every single post from the entire year. And so I'm reading through them and see a few Conversations Remembered that I didn't post here. I need to start these again.
Conversations Remembered - *after opening a can of Pringles* Vin: 'I read an interesting thing about Pringles a while ago. I can't remember where I read it. But apparently once you pop, the fun don't stop. They were right, cause I'm having a blast right now.'
Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'Let me tell you something about Giant Sandwich. Giant Sandwich don't take shit from no one. Giant Sandwich does what Giant Sandwich needs to do to get by.'
Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'Aww man, I'm out of fry sauce.' Me: 'I don't have pants on.' Vin: 'Aww man, I'm out of pants.' *Me looking at him in his pants* Vin: 'Aww man, my legs turned plaid.'
Conversations Remembered - *Vin looking at the small amount of vodka we have left* Vin - 'What are we going to tell the kids? How are we supposed to get the kids drunk...with THIS?' *Looks at me with concern*
Conversations Rememered -It's my turn! *Vin after playing and losing at a farting game* Me -'How does it feel to be a failure at farting? Farting is a always a success and you just failed.' Vin - 'Be quiet Teisha.'
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Conversations Remembered II
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Monday, November 22, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
And so...
The end of Vinny and Teisha.
And the end of this blog.
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Thursday, April 15, 2010
Conversations Remembered
So I wanted to compile these, so it's easier for us to find them. And I will update when we get another group. You are quite the witty mister.
Conversations Remembered - Vin tells me that he is nicer to me than any girlfriend he's had. I ask why. He says: 'You know how how you're nicer to people with down syndrome, cause you know they have had it hard in enough in life?'
Conversations Remembered - Me: 'You always want 50 chicken soft tacos when you're drunk.' Vin: 'You know Teisha, I love you to death, but you are such a racist. Just because I want 50 chicken soft tacos, doesn't make me black.' Me: 'I said drunk.' Vin: 'Oh.'
Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'Teisha! Listen to me like you've never listened to me before. I come from the future. It is imperative that I put my hand in your armpit, or all humanity will be lost. Police beat puppies in the street. Hitler has been resurrected. He works at Starbucks, he's kind of an asshole. I hate going to that Starbucks. I drink coffee in the future.'
Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'I love foot...foot...what's the name of that store? The one with the referee shirts. Shoe story...I love Toy Story.'
Conversations Remembered - In response to watching this video. Vin: 'See, that's why that dude from Holland put his finger in a lesbian.' Me: 'Wait...what?' Vin: 'Yeah, that's why he put his finger in a lesbian chick, to keep Holland from getting killed by water. That's why they wear wooden shoes.'
Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'A lot of people say why to a boob slap, I say why not? A lot of people say why ask why, drink Bud Dry. I say that's stupid, you're fucking retarded.'
Conversations Remembered - Me: 'I would totally watch a Timon and Pumba movie. They were the best part.' Vin: 'They did make a Timon and Pumba movie. It was called Timon and Pumba: Together at last. I loved that porn. He crawled up in that flatulant warthogs ass...and crawled around.'
Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'Don't bite! You poo monster!' Me: 'I am not a poo monster.' Vin: 'Well, I just think we're going to have to agree to disagree.'
Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'So I'm running for mayor.' Me: 'You're running for mayor?' Vin: 'Yeah.' Me: 'Well, good luck.' Vin: 'Thanks.....Do you know how to run for mayor by the way?'
Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'I think it's a bad rule to tell your kids not to run with scissors.' Me: 'Oh really?' Vin: 'Yeah, how are kids expected to learn anything unless they stab themselves repeatedly in the head?'
Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'You've never seen a dog jerk off before?' Me: 'No... opposable thumbs.' Vin: 'Oh, same reason I can't eat soup.'
Conversations Remembered - Vin: 'You know what this steak reminds me of?... My motorcycle. They both have wheels... except for the steak... my motorcycle has wheels though. Did I mention I have a motorcycle?'
Conversations Remembered - *Vin has a habit of trying to play my lips like a brass instrument* Vin: 'Wait, I have to do this. I want to play your lips like a trombone!! Like William T. Ryker. I really need the practice...please?'
Conversations Remembered - Vin: ' So a rope walks into a bar, and the bartender says 'We don't serve your kind here!' Cause the sign says no rope... Anyway, so the rope goes out to the back of the bar and frays out his ends and ties himself in a knot. And he walks back into the bar, and the bartender says, 'Hey didn't I tell you we don't serve your kind here?' And the rope says 'I'm a frayed knot.' ...Cause the rope went outside and frayed himself...and tied himself into a knot.' *followed by look of approval*
Conversations Remembered - *At the drive-thru at McDonalds* Vin: 'Can I get a number 14?' McDonalds: 'No, only breakfast.' Vin: 'What? Only grandpa's?' McDonalds: 'NO, only breakfast!' Vin: 'Only Springtime?' McDonalds: 'ONLY BREAKFAST!! Me: 'Ooooohhh, only breakfast, okay thank you.' Vin: 'Okay, fuck you.'
Conversations Remembered - *watching Animal House* Me: ‘Oh man, she’s taking off her slip. You know what that means.’ Vin: ‘It’s a bustle.’
(After posting this, Vin comes to me and says "Okay, there is a really manly reason I know it's a bustle. On Tombstone, when Val Kilmer goes up to hug his crackhead girlfriend, he says 'Ohh, you're not wearing a bustle.' That's how I know that word")
Unfortunately, I lost my camera :( And all of my pictures were on the card. So I will post an oldie, but a goodie. Our first decent picture together at the Mustache Party. I am missing my long hair. We are such a hot couple.
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Saturday, April 3, 2010
Sleepless
This will be long, there is a ton to catch up on.
The voice you have been using lately, I call the T-Rex. It makes me laugh everytime.
I am including the fart video. It is hilarious.
5 Second videos are the best
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Euphoria, shut the fuck up!
I was finally able to take you on a Valentine's date. We went to Rodizio Grill, and then watched Sherlock Holmes at Brewvies. We had romantic little seats on the couch in the back, and Jake decided to join our date night much to my disapproval :)
We had a crazy little trip to the hospital because I managed to wake up with my jaw out of place. You were amazing and kept me calm, since I was drunk and in a lot of pain.
We had a barbeque at your house, where we had the most delicious steak ever. Courtesy of yours truly.
And we had a super crazy St. Patty's Day. You were pretty messed up and spent the walk home punching bushes.
Anyway, It's 4:30 am, and I am struggling to go to sleep because I haven't heard from you. It is boys night, and you have usually texted me by now. I hope you are having fun, but I miss you, and I'm worried about you. I know that seems strange, we see each other everyday, so I guess I'm just used to certain things. I really hope I never stop missing you though.
I wish I were doing this right now. Love you Mister.
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Monday, March 29, 2010
Moments
I'm just sitting here next to you. We are both intoxicated, and I lay my head on your shoulder. You scratch my neck and the back of my head. And I just wanted to remember it. I don't know why, but I love when you do that. And I love you.
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Thursday, February 18, 2010
Love!
I haven't watched Dr. Tran in forever. The Roybertito's is hilarious.
I showed you the drunkest guy ever.
We played on chatroulette, which has been quite entertaining. We definitely need to starting taping our encounters. Especially the ones with people reacting to me with your voice. I randomly chatted with Paris Hilton, which you didn't believe at first.
It's been an interesting few weeks. I keep meaning to update, but again it's hard to do this with how much time we spend together. Not that I'm complaining.
So we have stopped drinking at home. And it has been difficult to say the least. I try not to say much, but there was a little while that I was struggling. Thanks so much for being supportive, it means everything to me.
It was our first Valentines Day together, and we took the fun bus to Wendover on Friday. I had so much fun! We drank, and drank. You won two dollars on bingo on the way up, and we indulged in some cheap vodka. We both listened to Sun-eyed Girl by Beck on my iPod. We speed walked to the liquor store to get some jager since we accidentally paid 20 dollars for two drinks when we first got there. I think that was my favorite part of the night. I really love holding hands and walking with you. I'm really upset that we didn't get any pictures. But I will definitely remember the night.
On Valentines Day I wanted to post something on here for you, since I wasn't able to do anything special for you. (I am planning on doing something awesome for you when I finally get some money). But we spent the entire day together, just relaxing. It was definitely nice. So here it is, in all it's cheesy glory for you my love!
10 Reasons I Love My Mister:
- Your excited smile. I can't help but smile with you.
- I love that you challenge my ideas and opinions.
- You are incredibly smart and well spoken. I want to lick your brain.
- You go out of your way to make me happy in small ways. It usually involves indulging my obsession with spaghetti.
- I am in love with your sense of humor. You make me laugh everyday.
- That little dimple in the middle of your chin.
- I love our nightly trips to the grocery store. We both have a love of food, even though it usually is pretty bad food. Mmmm...chicken wings, and nachos, and mashed potato's.
- You don't mind reminding me how to get places, even though we've been to said places a million times. You are super patient babe.
- You are a great cook...yeah, this is nice.
- This list is not long enough. I love everything about you. You are the best Vinny ever. I can't think of anyone who has made me happier.
<3 Happy Valentines Mister
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Thursday, January 21, 2010
Sheeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiit!!
We watched fonejackers, and the ISP guy is one of the funniest things I've seen.
Man, I'm getting pissed at myself for not updating as much as I should. I keep forgetting everything. GRRR!!! But honestly it's hard to surprise you with these posts when I'm with you all the time. Not that I'm complaining. I love spending every minute with you. I seriously have such a blast, I hope you do too.
We went and saw Avatar finally. It was AMAZING!! Even though I threw a small tantrum at dinner before. I think I was a little drunk and hungry. Uhh...sorry for that. I got over it pretty quickly. We saw Harry and the Henderson too.
I fell asleep and you hated the movie. But we still manage to have fun. My favorite times are us just walking places and holding hands. Just talking, and still getting to know each other.
I finally got you to watch Repo: The Genetica Opera with me. And it started out cheesy, but we both ended up getting teary eyed in the end. Hehe... I can't find a way to embed that scene, so the trailer will have to do :(
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Sunday, January 10, 2010
CUTAWAY
It is really hard to keep up on everything that we laugh at, cause we laugh all the freaking time.
I'm obsessed with the FFFFFUUUUU comics. I don't know if you are into them, but I think they are hilarious.
And this little gem right here. I just don't know what to say.
We've been having a blast. Played at Nate and Kassie's again, where I managed to not get another haircut. And we watched Back to the Future 2 at Brewvies, which was so much fun. The whole movie you were making funny little comments to me, and you would shoosh me everytime I'd say anything. You were pretty proud of yourself after seeing the trailer to Back to the Future 3 and shouting 'Wow, I can't wait to see that!' and the whole theater laughed. I love your face after you make me laugh. You just beam.
Man, what else? Oh yeah...CRAIG LARSON. You've basically taken your dog voice and created some naive yuppy idiot. I don't know how to describe him, but he is my favorite. I love your basset hound voice too. It kind of reminds me of Sam Elliot. He kind of looks like a basset hound.
You told me last night that I smelled like home. I just about cried, you say the sweetest things sometimes. Well, I assumed that you were being sweet, unless home smells like ass or something. We are starting to feel like a couple. I really love this part...ya know?
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Tuesday, January 5, 2010
BOMBED
I <3 photobombs!!
I'm getting quite good at it myself.
On another note...Here is the picture I painted you. You probably don't need a reminder of it, since it's on your wall. But I'm posting it anyway.
You also submitted this picture to Reddit, and I have been nervously watching it get up-voted and down-voted. I feel like I'm being judged. Grrr...
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Saturday, January 2, 2010
Shredding
We discovered shredding together the other day. Unusual that neither of us had even heard of it. But so hilarious, it took a few videos to find the good ones.
StS's Rolling Stones
Santeri | MySpace Video
It was New Years, and it was the best one I have had ever! Even though I can't remember a lot of it. I remember that kiss man. And it will go down in history.
I am watching you sing right now. And I know I say that every song is my favorite. But seriously every time you outdo yourself. You are a pretty amazing singer, and I wish I was that good. I love waking up, and you sing me some silly songs. I am always so surprised how well you can sing in the morning.
First picture of the New Year. We sure do make a cute couple.
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